Chicken and Egg Jokes: Part 2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Here are some more chicken and egg jokes to celebrate the one year birthday of the publication of HATCHING CHICKS IN ROOM 6.
Enjoy!

Why are chicks so neat?
Because they always have a comb.

Why did the chickens sit on their eggs?
Because they didn’t have any chairs.

How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up.

How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.

What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An egg-splorer.

Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations?
Charles Chickens

(For more chicken and egg jokes, check out last week's post.)

Chicken and Egg Jokes: Part 1

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Today is the one year birthday of the publication of HATCHING CHICKS IN ROOM 6. Let's celebrate by telling some chicken and egg jokes.
I'd love to hear your chicken and egg jokes too. Write them in the comments section.

What do you call a chicken that crossed the road, rolled in mud, then went back across the road?
A dirty double-crosser!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside.

How do chickens get into a hotel?
They chick-in.

How do chickens get strong?
They egg-cercize

What do you get when chickens lay their eggs on the roof of a barn?
Egg rolls.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?
Lost.