Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Chicken and Egg Jokes: Part 1

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Today is the one year birthday of the publication of HATCHING CHICKS IN ROOM 6. Let's celebrate by telling some chicken and egg jokes.
I'd love to hear your chicken and egg jokes too. Write them in the comments section.

What do you call a chicken that crossed the road, rolled in mud, then went back across the road?
A dirty double-crosser!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside.

How do chickens get into a hotel?
They chick-in.

How do chickens get strong?
They egg-cercize

What do you get when chickens lay their eggs on the roof of a barn?
Egg rolls.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

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