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| Why did the chicken cross the road? |
I'd love to hear your chicken and egg jokes too. Write them in the comments section.
What do you call a chicken that crossed the road, rolled in mud, then went back across the road?
A dirty double-crosser!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside.
How do chickens get into a hotel?
They chick-in.
How do chickens get strong?
They egg-cercize
What do you get when chickens lay their eggs on the roof of a barn?
Egg rolls.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a chicken at the north pole?
Lost.
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