|Why did the chicken cross the road?|
Why are chicks so neat?
Because they always have a comb.
Why did the chickens sit on their eggs?
Because they didn’t have any chairs.
How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations?
(For more chicken and egg jokes, check out last week's post.)